Would You Hit It?

October 18, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Usually when I ask the age old question “Would You Hit It?“, I’m referring to a bitch with a dick. This has prompted some coochie lovers to write me and ask why I’m forgetting about them. Well, cooze lickers, this one’s one for you. Although, I’m not sure what’s really left of Tara Reid’s vaginal area. I think parts of it were removed to reconstruct her falling stomach. Her stomach still looks like Mischa Barton’s oatmeal thighs.

Unfortunately, I’m going to have to say that I would definitely not get with this shit. More for you! Don’t get me wrong, I would go lesbo for certain chicks, but this trick is not the one. I’d rather make out with a cold bowl of butterless grits.

Here’s Tara and her traumatized body parts aimlessly wandering around Miami yesterday.

Tags: Fug, Rehab, Tara Reid, Would You Hit It?

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