The Brawny Man Called, He Wants His Shirt Back

October 18, 2008 / Posted by:

You’re not Marylin Monroe, you’re not Jessica fucking Simpson or silicone laden Pammy Anderson. Fuck, Heidi! Be yourself. Oh wait, you can’t do that, because you’re not nearly interesting enough for anyone to pay attention to for more than two minutes…… Wait, I’m paying attention to her…..but just ignore that unimportant fact and let’s continue hating her.

And another thing, Heidi! Tell Ceiling Eyes to keep her shirt on, because her eyes aren’t the only thing staring at the ceiling. Don’t know what I mean? Look up some of her earlier “artistic” work.

Here’s the little piece of walking peroxide soaked trash and the equally annoying wad of Nice N’ Easy brunette shooting scenes for The Hills at The Grove in L.A. yesterday. Heidi is probably telling Ceiling Eyes how much she loooooves Twatty Pratt and can’t wait to marry him in a fake wedding. That’s obviously a bunch of caca. She doesn’t fake love Twatty. If she did, she wouldn’t be (NSFW) trolling craigslist for casual fuck sessions!

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