Brit Brit aka Cheeto Bref fronted on the mommy role yesterday by picking up her spawn SPF and JJ from school with Daddy “I Don’t Take No Shit” Spears, famewhore Lynn and the nanny. You know that nanny is going to write a tell-all in a few months. Lynn is going to co-author and London will write the foreword.
A year ago, you never would have thought that our little Cheetoling would ever come out of her Frapp-induced crazy spell and get to see her chilluns without a police escort. I’m sure JJ and SPF are glad to have their mommy back. They mostly missed her because she’s the only one who knows how to make Purple Drank properly.
And since we’re on the subject of Our Lady of Cheetos, here’s The Soup’s version of her “Woomanizah” video. This should’ve been the official shit. Exercisah! Excersiah! Sanitzah! Sanitazah! Energizah! Energizah!