Xtina Is Made Out Of Make-Up

October 17, 2008 / Posted by:

I’m beginning to think that Xtina doesn’t have skin anymore. She’s completely made out of bronzer, fake tanner, lipstick and powder. She’s like a walking foundation stick. I think she’s sponsored by MAC. Fuck. I think she’s owned by MAC. Her clit is probably a mini-lipstick. Perfect for those mid-day touch-ups.

She can’t fool me with her veiny titty balls. She probably painted on those veins with eyeliner to make her look human.

Here’s MAC’s #1 friend with Bat Boy in London last night. He’s looking very bat-ish here. He looks like a grouchy monchichi in a tux.

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