Travis Barker checked out of the Grossman Burn Center in Los Angeles today. He was transferred there from the Burn Center in Georgia. He’s now hanging out at home and recovering from the burns he received in the plane crash last month.
Before he bounced out of the hospital, Travis posted some pictures on his own MySpace. He gave thank yous to the hospital staff, but gave a “fuck you” to hospital life. He obviously didn’t have the Jello. It’s all about hospital Jello.
While Travis was laid up in the hospital, his ex-wife Shanna Moakler was giving an interview to UsWeekly (via MTV) about her near-death experience. Shanna claims she was supposed to be on that plane. Like we didn’t see this coming. Bitch has seen “Final Destination” way too many times.
Famewhoring Shanna said, “I was supposed to go with [Travis] to South Carolina, and at the last minute, I had this gnarly feeling and said, ‘I don’t think we should fly together anymore. God forbid something ever happened … our kids wouldn’t have both parents. Instead of flying a commercial flight back home, they decided to take a private jet. He e-mailed me pictures of the plane and wrote, ‘It’s really small and scary.’ I had a bad feeling, but didn’t want to sound strange, so I said, ‘Be safe.’ ”
Shanna honey, that “gnarly feeling” could have been cured with a little ointment and some Valtrex.
When Shanna was asked why Travis made the comment on his blog about not seeing her since the first week he was in the hospital, she answered, “Trav and I are so crazy. We are off for one week, on the next. I would never abandon anyone in his condition, and I have made sure he had a support system. My feelings are deeply hurt. I wish him a speedy recovery and am thankful he’s alive.”
She forgot to say, “Oh! I couldn’t visit him, because I was too busy preparing my own sob story for this interview! DUH.”