Saint Angie States The Obvious

In an interview with the New York Times, Saint Angie Jo says that one day she wants her child army to watch “Mr. and Mrs. Smith,” the movie she made with their daddy.

She says, “Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.”

Obviously, a lot of people do because you have like thirty million kids.

Saint Angie didn’t need to say this shit. We all know! Why do you think that Jennifer Aniston starts bawling and punching at her ears whenever she hears the name “Smith“? I mean, it’s fucking obvious.

Angie still claims she never effed Brad while he was with Jen. In an old interview from a couple of years ago, she said, “To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not, could not, look at myself in the morning if I did that.” How the fuck can you fall in love with someone without licking on their genitals? What is this? The 30s. I do believe that Brad fell in love with her before they did it, because Angie just showed him a glimpse of her hypnotic vagina and he was whipped. But Angie is not going to get stuck with a dude that sucks at fucking. She’s just not.

And, I’m surprised her kids haven’t seen the movie yet.. I would think that watching it is part of the orientation process once you’re accepted into the holy family. You get fitted for your all-black wardrobe, you take an oath to only refer to Jennifer Anison as “that poor hag” and then you have to watch “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.” Maddox gives a pop quiz at the end.