Brokeback Survivor

October 17, 2008 / Posted by:

During last night’s episode of “Survivor,” Marcus, the floppy peen flasher, kissed Charlie on the shoulder after they won the “hitting fruit” challenge. Hit a fruit, kiss a fruit!

Marcus claims to be straight and Charlie is a big flamer who has already declared his lust for his alliance partner.

Why would Marcus kiss him on the shoulder? Out of all places? If I was Charlie, I’d be fucking pissed. The shoulder is the last place I want to be kissed. Especially since Charlie’s shoulder is all dirty and shit.

Maybe Marcus doesn’t want to hit Charlie’s ass and he’s just playing him? I mean, thanks to that little bit of PDA, Charlie will never EVER vote out Marcus. Fuck. Charlie might even take the fall for Marcus in the future. He’ll gladly go down for Marcus in order to go down ON Marcus. You can’t blame him.

Whatever the case may be, I just hope that if Charlie and Marcus ever got it on in the dark, the producers didn’t film it in that night vision shit. I want full-on lights and a sexy soundtrack.

Here’s a couple more pictures of these two maybe-lovahs getting friendly. Charlie’s eyes are totally telling us, “I’m going to ride this shit.”

Source: Square Hippies

Thanks Mike!

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