At Least It Wasn’t Prince Hot Ginge

October 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Hell no. The Mirror posted a couple of pictures of Prince Willy hanging out with “two showgirls.” They call Xtina and Wonky McValtrex showgirls.” That’s just a polite way of saying “two whores.”

Prince Willy was out with Prince Harry at London’s Whisky Mint when he suddenly excused himself to go talk to Xtina who was sitting with Bat Boy nearby. A witness claims the “two sat very close, swapping numbers and flirting outrageously.” Outrageously! Xtina was probably just trying to offer Prince Willy her hat so that he could cover his bald spot.

A few moments later, Wonky McValtrex sat her slut ass at Xtina’s table. I’m surprised everyone didn’t run like roaches in fear of catching her diseases. When Wonky showed up, Prince Hot Ginge hit the road. That’s right. He knows that even looking her way will send you straight to the free clinic.

Prince Willy stuck around and braved Wonky’s mutant crabs. The witness said after a few minutes the two were exchanging numbers. Please. Wonky was just giving him the number to the doctor that can fix the rash he got from sitting so close to her.

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