Then Or Now: When Were They Hotter?

October 16, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

I’ve brought back this old ass feature especially for Colin Farrell. Usually when I do a “Then or Now” I have to go back a few years to get a picture of them looking totally different. Not for Colin! A lot has changes in two years for his ass. On the left is Colin in 2006 and on the right is him at the NYC premiere of “Pride and Glory” last night. Obviously, the bitch looks better without that horse mane, but I still see the hotness underneath.

Colin of today looks like a cult member who lives in a shack in the hills and only comes down to beg for money on the freeway ramp, but I would still work the streets for him if he asked me too.

Wait. If he’s got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is? That shit is like the fucking Amazon, right? You have to hack through it with a machete just to get to the head.

Tags: Then or Now

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