Saint Angie’s Child Army Is Not Complete

October 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Saint Angie Jo was on “Today” this morning to whore out that “Changeling” movie-thing and conversation quickly turned to her ten million babies. Saint Angie even said that the other kids are never surprised when they bring another one (or two) home. I can picture Captain Maddox rolling his eyes and saying, “Fine, but I’m putting them knife cleaning duty. Shiloh, you’ve just been promoted to the gun-loading shift.

Matt Lauer also asked Saint Angie if they were planning to add new members to their holy child army. She kind of gave a smug nod and said “Yeah.” She went on to say that they would wait at least a few more months before handing over the winning lottery ticket to another baby. “You can’t even start the process until any new children are six months old, to understand how the new family has settled.

Great. All Brangaloonies should immediately be put on suicide watch. You just know they are going to jump off the nearest bridge hoping they will be reincarnated as a third world orphan for Brangelina to adopt.

Above is the entire clip of the blessed wax figure’s interview from this morning. The personal shit is past the 6-minute mark. I’m disappointed with the hardcore Brangaloonies out there. Why weren’t they in the background, fainting and throwing themselves at the window? For shame. They should punish themselves by watching the entire first season of “Friends.”

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