Mantyhose are just like long johns, except tighter and gayer. Put me down for 2 boxes! – The Frisky
Hayden Panatroll has “first lady” hair – I’m Not Obsessed
SJP’s son has “Meg Ryan” hair – ICYDK
Fishsticks begged Vadge not to divorce Guy – Celebitchy
Stephen Baldwin needs to move to Mars, not Canada – Mollygood
DJ AM goes back to work – A Socialite’s Life
Sarah Palin pisses off Bon Jovi – Holy Moly!