Kevin Costner Too

October 16, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Lisa Bonet (see below) isn’t the only ho making baby announcements this week. 53-year-old Kevin Costner’s pepaw spermies successfully knocked up his trophy wife Christine Baumgartner. BABIES!!! And we were doing so well without all the new baby news.

Kevin’s spokesbitch tells Star Magazine that she will pop out their second baby this Spring. The two are happy, blah…blah…blah.. I’m sure she’s fucking thrilled. Money in the bank! A gold digger’s job is never done.

Kevin and Christine already have a 1-year-old son together they named Cayden Wyatt Costner. He has three other kids with his first wife.

A friend of Kevin says life is fucking amazing for these two drips. “Kevin is really in a good place in his life and enjoys being a father and family man. They have an amazing house in Santa Barbara overlooking the ocean with lots of land to play with their growing family. Kevin is perfectly content, playing golf, eating delicious meals, drinking good wine with friends and being a dad!”

Are you still awake? I apologize for this boring post about two bores. I should have just put up a picture of a boiled zucchini. Maybe I can redeem myself with this video below. Skip to the 2:45 mark. That table is an honorary Hot Slut!

Thanks Edward

Tags: Boring Couples, Knocked Up

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