Billy Goat In The Middle

October 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Tea Leoni and David Duchovny announced they were separating and I figured it has everything to do with him sticking his wang in any available slot. The Daily Mail claims that isn’t so. According to them, David quit that bitch when he found sexy text messages between Tea and Billy Goat Thornton. Ew and gross. Sexy texts? What the fuck did Billy Goat write to her? “i wanna DO U so hrd n wear yr blood ina vial arnd my neck O yeh bb.”

After reading the texts, David found out that Tea had some sort of relationship with Billy Goat. Billy isn’t exactly single himself. He has a 4-year-old daughter with his current girlfriend.

Tea and Billy Goat met while filming some shit called “Manure.” How fitting. Soon after, Tea was seen hanging around his band’s gigs. One friend said, “She even helps him load and unload his truck.” Billy Goat is into getting ass fucked by a strap-on?! Well, what do you know.

I understand that Tea needed to get her coochie rotated while David while was out whoring around, but Billy Goat Thornton?! His peen has already been tainted by Saint Angelina’s voodoo vagina. There has to be better dick. Tea should ask David where she can get some hot and quick ass, I’m sure he knows where to go.

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