Too Easy

October 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Miley, Miley, Miley… She might as well have handed this picture over on a silver platter with the newest copy of Photoshop and a Pedobear Approved sticker.

Someone should tell Miley that she’s not in the backwoods anymore. There are spoons available for her to use. But something tells me Billy Ray Cyrus hid them all.

In other prostitot news, Miley has announced that she’s just finished her first autobiography at the ripe old age of 15. OMG! LMAO! ROTFL! Miley said, “I’m not sure when it’s going to come out. It’s finished but you’ve got a long process of editing and all that kind of stuff, so it takes a while.

It’s probably the first book to be written entirely through text and IM messages. It’s going to be called: “DNT H8!!1!!! UR JST JELLIS!

Here’s more of Miley, her “way too hot for her” boyfriend and possum-haired Billy Ray at the Millions of Milkshakes event in Los Angeles yesterday. They named a milkshake after her! Billy Ray isn’t in a lot of these pictures because he kept excusing himself to use the bathroom. And notice the last picture. Another gem brought to you by Pedobear!

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