Kim, Fix That Shit On Your Head!

October 15, 2008 / Posted by:

The sixth main character of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” is definitely Kim’s fucked up, raggedy ass weave-wig-thing. At first, I thought Kim was just wearing a busted weave. And then I figured it was a dime store wig. Now I think it’s a combination of both! It’s like she just keeps piling fake hair mops on her head. It would take a few Boy Scouts to figure out what’s going on up there. Her head is the place where weaves and wigs go to die. A weave graveyard!

Kim claims her “mysterious” sugar daddy doesn’t want to be on camera, because he’s a celebrity. That’s not the reason. He can’t be on camera, because he’s trapped under that polyester nest! Luckily, he still has his cell phone so he’s able to transfer money into her account. The bitch can afford a fugly ass $2,000 birthday cake for her daughter, but won’t spend the money to fix her shit!?

Below are a few more pictures of Kim’s disastrous hive. Oh and I must thank NeNe for giving the quote of the night: “She didn’t say she was sorry. She said ‘I apologize.’ She didn’t say ‘I was sorry.” There’s a big difference.

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