I Blame The Mohawk

October 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Janet Jackson hasn’t performed in her Rock Witchu Tour since last month. It all started when she suddenly canceled her September 29th Montreal show, because she got sick or something during sound check. After that, she started axing dates left and right. She never gave a reason why. Some whores thought she was knocked up, others blamed her outfits and some said her tickets weren’t selling so she pretended to be sick to save face. It looks like it was that damn Sanjaya mohawk on her head! Janet’s spokeswhore said she’s been suffering from a rare kind of migraine called vestibular migraine which causes her to experience vertigo. She’s receiving treatment and is doing better.

Janet’s whore said, “Janet is a world-class entertainer and needs to be at the top of her game to give her fans the show they expect. She’s feeling much better and is ready to hit the road again.”

People reports that she will perform tonight in Washington D.C. She was supposed to take the stage in NYC tomorrow, but that show has been rescheduled for November 1st. Janet’s bitches are currently trying to work out new dates to make up for the postponed ones.

Bitch needs to release that mess on top of her head and let her brains breathe. JJ should also change all the costumes in her show, because looking at that shit can’t be good on the brains. Personally, I still think she’s traumatized from Troll Dupri barfing on her ass.

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