Brit Brit (And Her Fur Pits) Are Number One!

October 15, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Put the possum on the barbie and nuke the leftover Shoo-Fly pie, our little Cheetoling is number one!

Britney Jean Spears has the top song in the country with the hillbilly anthem “Woomanizah.” She’s made history for jumping from #96 all the way to #1. She also has the number one shit on iTunes and in Spain, France, Canada and Sweden. “Woomanizah” is her first #1 since “Baby One More Time” in 1999. Praise Cheesus!

We should all celebrate by making another Cheeto recipe tonight. This one is for delicious Spicy Chicken Cheetos Patties. If you’re on a diet, use Puffy Cheetos instead. They’re lighter. Click here to get that recipe. Wash it down with a big glass of chilled Jello juice.

Here’s Our Lady of Cheetos airing out her raccoon pits while going to dance practice. Raise your hand if you’re hairy.

It’s not Brit’s fault. She used all the shaving cream on her cooch and taint. Priorities! And don’t ask me why she’s holding her bag like that. Maybe somebody told her it will deepen her thoughts or something.

Tags: Britney Spears

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