The Shannon Sisters are the newest members of Hugh Hefner’s team of whores and last night they enjoyed just one of the perks of sucking on silly putty dick by attending some fashion show. I’m trying hard to like these twin sluts, but they’re making it hard.
This is the best look they could put together?
They look like two day-shift hookers who just emerged from a bush, where they were hiding from the cops. Those weaves probably came directly from Holly Madison’s trash can after being ran over by a semi-truck. The Shannon Sisters just brushed them off a bit and then attached that shit to their heads using Scotch tape.
I’d never say this shit to their faces though, because they’d hit me over the head with a bottle and jump me.