He Doesn’t Even Know She’s There

October 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Manwhore Gerard Butler and Travis Barker’s ex spent a little time together at the opening of Shin in Hollywood last night. Well, I think Shanna Moakler was trying to get on that dick, but Gerry was too busy trying to stop the room from spinning. Seriously, if you Photoshop her out of the picture, you wouldn’t even realize there was a bitch sitting next to him. I think I just gave you an idea. Shanna goes out and a picture of your drunk ass is going in.

Shanna should know that Gerry is a mega clamburglar. He doesn’t do this “small talk” shit, so you have to step up your slut game if you want to get a piece. He’s obviously not buying what she’s trying to sell. Damn. I hate to see a slut fail.

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