Good Help Is Hard To Find

October 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Eric and June Emmett, who worked as housekeepers for the Beckhams for over 10 years, were busted after they tried to sell some of their shit on eBay. Posh’s parents found out about the scheme when they saw some of the family’s special crap being auctioned off on the interwebs. Her parents shuttled over to Beckingham Palace and found the items missing. They called the police and the housekeepers were arrested. Their 25-year-old son was also taken in by the cops.

Eric and June pretty much had the Becks’ palace to themselves while the family is living in Los Angeles. Posh flew in from L.A. on Sunday to see what else was missing from their house. A source told The Sun, “They are both very shaken. The idea someone has been rifling through their personal possessions is bad enough, but to think it is allegedly people they trusted so much is even more horrific.”

Of course a bitch is going to go through their shit. What do they expect? I’m not talking about the stealing part, but we would all snoop around. Shit. If I was their maid, that’s all I would do. I’d put on Posh’s old Spice Girl costumes and prance around the house doing the “Wannabe” moves. At night, I’d cuddle next to Becks’ dirty man panties. When the Posh is away, the homo will play.

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