Fried Mop Head

October 14, 2008 / Posted by:

My arch rival CHERYL BURKE did something new with her mop head for her 70s themed dance with Maurice Green on “Dancing with the Has-Beens” last night. The bitch can tease, AquaNet or fry that shit, it’s still a mop head underneath! Even Maurice is looking at her like, “Damn. I want to mop my bathroom floor with this ho’s head.

CHERYL BURKE’S fried mop head kind of gross me out, because you know that’s what her natural chocha weeds look like.

Unfortunately, I think Cheryl and her electrocuted mop head are going to stay tonight. I think Smirnoff Ice and Rocco are going to dance their asses off this shit show tonight. Rocco dances the way I used to when I was trying to act straight in the 6th grade (HA!). Rocco’s extremely gay on the inside and trying so hard not to be. You can tell he felt extra fancy in that blouse he was wearing last night. I screamed at the TV, “Dance, girl! Dance your homo heart out!” But Rocco didn’t hear me, because he was still as stiff as an erect 8-inch dick. Clip below (skip to 2:45):

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