But Were They Loaded?

Vadge wore these “try too hardy” heels to the NYC premiere of her movie “Filth and Wisdom” last night. If you love them so much, you can make your own with an old pair of Tony Bianco heels and toy guns from the clearance section at KB Toys. You know that’s what Basement Baby is doing right now.

Vadge’s Chanel shoes are fucking stupid, but her hair is worse. She should have taken a silver bullet from her roided-up vag, loaded up one of her pistol heels and shot that hair right off of her head.

And bitch probably spent way too long dry queefing over her “look at me” heels, when she really should have handled that stache situation. For real. I mean, her make-up artist probably spent hours spraying her down with high-gloss enamel and he didn’t notice the damn hairs on her upper lip and chinny chin chin? It only takes a quick swipe with a Bic. Don’t tell me, “Maybe she doesn’t give a fuck!” If she cares enough about her mug to get a pair of cutlets installed, then she should care about the crumb catcher on her upper lip.