Wino’s Coke ‘N Candy Special

October 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Snorting coke for breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert and all your snacks must get kind of mundane and boring, so you can’t blame the Crackie of Camden for trying to sugar up her diet it a little bit.

A friend of Wino’s tells the News of the World that is obsessed with a new delicious treat: cokey cotton candy!

It all started when Wino showed her friend and fellow crackhead Mik Whitnall her new $1400 cotton candy machine. Mik suddenly got the idea to sprinkle a little booger sugar on a piece of cotton candy.

The friend said, “He and some pals sprinkled a wrap of coke into the mixture and Amy started eating it before she realized what they’d done. She now thinks it’s a hoot to do the same. With her painfully thin frame and her wild beehive hair, she’s actually starting to look like a stick of candy floss herself.

Wino might be on to something. I have always thought of her as the crackhead version of Martha Stewart. She should put out her own book of recipes: Cooking with CRACK (and other illegal substances). She could make everything from crackchiladas to heroin in a blanket. It’s a crack thing.

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