Last night, I was busy doing hood rat stuff and being gross when I checked my e-mail and found that a few of you whores had written me with the subject: FIGHTING CHOLAS ON AMAZING RACE. I immediately turned on the TV and expected to see those Amazing Race hobags in a Sharpie fight with some gorgeous chola beauties named Smiley Girl or Baby Gigglez. Unfortunately, this was not the case.
They had to fight with wrestling cholas from Bolivia! They were still hot, but all natural and shit. There’s a difference. It was still entertaining, but I was a little disappointed that Tina (below) didn’t do the challenge. I mean, if you dye her hair dark burgundy and trace her no-brows with a Sharpie, she’ll kind of look like one. Her chola name can be La Bitch Face.