Eva Is A Zero

October 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Eva LongWHORIA is still yammering about how she piled on a little chunk to play a frumpier Gaby on “Desperate Housewives.” Last month, she even said on French TV that she wasn’t pregnant, she was “just fat.”

In the new issue of Allure, Eva once again says she’s not knocked up. She also said that even though she gained a little lard, she never changed sizes. Eva opened her OBESE mouth and said, “I never went up a size! I just got rounder. I’m still a size 0.

Somebody should tell this queef bag that her IQ matches her dress size. While you’re at it, tell Eva her talent level also matches her dress size. She’s a zero all-around!

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