Crackie Horror Picture Show

Dreamboat Doherty is alive and…..well….he’s alive. I know. That claim is up for discussion. Dreamy has uploaded a new video to his YouTube account and basically Allison from “Intervention” is the only bitch who can probably understand it. Especially because in the video Dreamboat says one of his pussies is off to “mend the sunshine.” What’s with druggies and sunshine? Does that mean Funshine Bear was a major heroin junkie? I digress.

Most of Dreamy’s video is your regular crack shit. Dreamy plays with fire in his garden. Dreamys plays with a hammer. Dreamy talks to his house cleaner while she mops the floor. Yes, he has a cleaner even though his house still looks like the inside of a used roach motel. Her main job is probably to keep the crack pipes shiny and clean.

Speaking of, about 3:30 into the video, Dreamy’s sleeping in a hammock and his house cleaner wakes him up. They argue for a bit and then Dreamy starts lighting some kind of glass pipe thing. His house cleaner asks him, “I thought you weren’t doing that stuff any more.” Then she pours water all over his head. This is probably the first time in weeks that water has touched his head. I’m surprised the water didn’t jump the fuck off immediately after touching him.

Click here to see Dreamy’s special horror picture show. He disabled embedding.

A few hours after he uploaded his latest crack masterpiece, he put up another video of his son Astile dancing around with some creepy toy. Dreamy left this this message with the video: “crack? crack crack crack crack crack, you presumptious, hateful weirdo’s”

Below is the clip. Ugh. I need a few weeks in rehab after watching both of these videos.

Thanks Lola