Chicken Cutlets Shows Us Her Pumpkins

October 13, 2008 / Posted by:

I was waiting for international supermodel Phoebe Price to make an appearance to the famewhores celebrities-only pumpkin patch in West Hollywood, CA. The owners of the patch probably paid PP’s regular fee of a $50 gift certificate to The Ivy to come to their establishment and pose with the pumpkins. Chicken Cutlets is the grand dame of posing with inanimate objects. She can make two ordinary pumpkins look like they just sashayed off the runways of Paris. When PP touches them, they suddenly become works of art. Wait. Those are pumpkins and not her chichi balls, right? Because her titties might be the same color. Just making sure that I don’t need to put NSFW bars over them.

Below are a few more pictures of Chicken Cutlets with her dog Henry. Just so you know, I’m going to try and recreate her extremely expensive shirt tonight using old puffy paint pens and magic markers.

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