Brad Pitt Is So Artsy

October 13, 2008 / Posted by:

W Magazine has released a few more pictures from Brad Pitt’sprivate” photo spread of his blessed holy family. By “private” I mean public.

The photos capture a week of intimate moments of Saint Angelina and her little deities. Yes, this is exactly how they are at home. They hang out in front of walls, Shiloh plays with garlic bulbs (what is that?), Saint Angie sits around in gauzy nightgowns and they laugh all the time. Shit. You would laugh all the time too if you were perfect and knew it. You would lay about in your linen pants and cotton shirt and cackle about how wonderful your life is.

Saint Angie Jo also gave an interview to the magazine and talked about Maddox’s love of knives. She said, “My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12. And I’ve already bought Maddox some things. We take him to a special shop.” She explained that the knives are dulled and she talks to him about violence, but they “also talk about samurais and about the idea of defending someone as good. We talk about everything.”

Thousands of Brangaloonie mommies just ran out to their local Wal-Mart to buy their young sons kitchen knives.

Saint Angie just confirmed that she is indeed training a child army. We already know that Maddox is the dagger expert. And Zahara has already mastered the art of bombing bitches with her eyes.

Click here to read the entire interview and to see more pictures. I’ve posted a few below. I think my favorite is the one of Saint Angie puckering up her massive swollen roid lips. That’s what Gay Al Reynold’s ass looks like after a busy weekend.

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