Beyonce Has ANOTHER Video

October 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Beyonce barely released a video for that “If I Had A Peen” song and she’s already put out another one. That’s how she operates. Her upcoming album will probably be a box set of 8 CDs and 4 DVDs. Beyonce will release a single and video every week for the next 2 years. Daddy Knowles stretches that shit out.

Beyonce’s new video is for some shit called “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It).” Bitch needs to put a lid on it.

The video looks like it was shot down in Solange’s basement in about 20-minutes. It would have taken 10, but Solange kept running in and ruining the shot. They finally had to handcuff her to the radiator.

I feel like Beyonce’s body was going through some shit while dancing in this video. It looks like she’s trying to make a baby with herself. It’s her “I’m going to shimmy that sperm to my egg” dance.

Don’t ask me what that robot arm is about. I bet Solange made that shit for herself using old lawnmower parts and Beyonce stole it!

And thanks to reader Andrew for pointing out that Beyonce jacked this shit from the FosseMexican Breakfast” bitches. Beyonce doesn’t even come close to being as hot as these hos. She needs to watch this video below and try again!

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