There’s Something Missing

October 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Who sucked all the tranny make-up off of Xtina?! She obviously feels a little sad without all that grease on her face because she looks like a sad little tranny clown. MiserAlba has some competition!

Sad tranny Xtina makes me a little black and blue in the heart too. I miss my tranny clown and her face covered with enough make-up to paint the mugs of a dozen drag queens. It hurts to say that, but sometimes you just have to admit the truth.

The red lipstick needs to come back. This new shade makes her mouth look constipated. Maybe she’s trying to tone it down because she wants to look like a loving mother. I hope it’s just a phase.

Here’s Xtina looking like a bag of month-old Easter candy with milky Max and Bat Boy at Heathrow Airport in London yesterday.

You know, I’m trying to see why Xtina keeps Bat Boy around. Don’t say he has big peen, because you know he doesn’t. He probably has a really hairy taquito dick. I bet there’s ingrown hairs on the tip and his urethra flaps are abnormally large. When he pees, it shoots up like a fountain. Yeah, I know. My imagination knows no bounds when it comes to peen.

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