The Empress Of Lucite Is A Devoted Mother, Part II

October 12, 2008 / Posted by:

The elegant natural beauty known as Shauna Sand was once again out with her daughters yesterday. The work of a mother goddess is never done. Shauna took her daughters to the pumpkin patch to probably pick out sizes for their new boobs. She’s a hands on kind of mother.

The Empress of Lucite glided into the pumpkin patch looking like the Virgin Mary returning to the manger. Every step Shauna took with her exquisite lucite heels, the hay burned beneath her. It couldn’t handle her holiness. She had to leave after a few minutes because the pumpkins couldn’t handle her raw beauty and they started shaking in her presence.

I’m sure Tori the Hutt wasn’t thrilled with the Empress making an appearance at the pumpkin patch. Shauna’s gorgeousness only emphasizes the fact that Tori is one homely hag! She probably killed a few pumpkin’s with her fugly mug. Yes, I’m taking my hangover out on her.

Others at the only pumpkin patch in Los Angeles where celebrity whores are allowed included Tori the Hutt’s creepy husband, Marcia Cross and Spider-Man.

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