Lisa Marie Finally Popped!

October 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Did you hear a loud boom yesterday? No, it wasn’t your drunk roommate falling in the tub again. It was Lisa Marie Presley pushing out her twin girls. FINALLY! She was the size of one of Aretha Franklin’s mega chichi balls. That’s a whole lot of woman. And she looked like she was ready to bite off her husband’s head at any moment. That wouldn’t have been such a bad thing considering all the stupid fucking hats he wears.

According to Star Magazine, Elvis’ 40-year-old daughter gave birth to twin girls at Los Robles Hospital in Thousand Oaks, CA yesterday. Her two other children, Riley and Ben, were there for the birth of their new sisters. LM’s husband, Michael Lockwood, was by her side the whole time. Ugh. Didn’t that make her sicker?! I’m sure he was wearing one of his stupid ensembles. He’s always looking like the short bus version of Tom Petty. I guess that didn’t bother LM since she managed to give birth without any problems.

A source said, “Lisa Marie is mom to four now! She’s feeling good, a little tired too. She is so happy and Michael is ecstatic. He’s wanted to be a dad for so long. This is his dream come true. There was no drama. The babies are healthy and beautiful. Ben was seen pushing them down the hall in their cart and cooing to them

The source didn’t say what the twins’ names are. What good is this source?! That’s all that matters. Lisa Marie should name her twin girls after her lovely mother Priscilla. She can name one Restylane and the other Botox!

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