Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ramma Damma – The 65-year-old German pop star who married a pineapple 38 years ago. LSD is a hell of a drug.
Ramma (real name: Ulli Hopper) said he decided one day to marry a fruit. Instead of calling up Elton John, he bought one of the most expensive pineapples, named her Tippi and then drove her across the Scottish border where they were married.
Ramma said, “I loved her. I wanted to marry her. We stayed in Gretna Green Hall Hotel and we were married by a craftsman wearing a kilt. We enjoyed meals out. We would go to restaurants and she would enjoy a glass of water over dinner. Tippi loved to go to the movies – especially ones about earthquakes – and she would sit on my lap when she got scared.”
Tippi has since rotted away, but Ramma keeps her spirit alive by running the only plant sanctuary in Germany.
You’re probably wondering what I’m wondering. Did he ever do sex to that pineapple?! Did he ever consummate their marriage? Did he ever stick his peen into that pineapple and make pina coladas?! You know he did.