Who Throws A Shoe?

October 10, 2008 / Posted by:

When I hear the words “gang rape,” the very last thing I think about is “Austin Powers.” The very VERY last thing. Well, Random “Shoe Thrower” Task from the first “Austin Powers” movie was arrested and charged with gang rape. This just ruined “Austin Powers” for me.

TMZ reports that Random Task (real name: Joe Son) was arrested for felony vandalism this past May and he had to give a DNA sample. Joe’s DNA matched a sample from an unsolved 1990 gang rape. TMZ has the gory details of the rape.

Joe was charged with a ton of dark-sided shit including five felony counts of rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation, and one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force. Wasn’t that a pretty read?

Dr. Evil’s fat ass henchman faces 275 years to life in the chokey if he’s convinced of all charges. There’s a chance he could live past 275. They should add a few hundred years just in case.

In addition to being a gang rapist and shoe thrower, Joe is also a UFC fighter. Below is a clip from 1994 of Joe getting punched in the nuts. The other dude obviously should have punched harder.

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