The Stripper Muppet Is Back

October 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Daisy De La HOya, the stripper Muppet with mutant vagina lips from Rock of Love 2, is getting her own Vh1 show. Why not? Vh1 is handing these shows out at the free clinic. With every 5th Valtrex refill, you get your very own Vh1 reality show!

Vh1 announced that they are looking for dudes who are willing to put their genitals in danger for “Daisy of Love.” A better title would have been “Who Wants An STD?

The show will follow Daisy as she sucks, fucks, licks and eats through a group of dudes to find “the one“:

Millions tuned in to see Rock Of Love 2 runner-up Daisy De La Hoya get her all-access pass to Bret Michaels’ heart denied. Now after being jilted by her supposed Rock of Love, Daisy, is determined to find her one man who will rock her world. Daisy is on a quest for true love and this time she is giving her fans the chance to vie for her love and vote to help determine which contestant makes the cut for VH1’s Daisy of Love Premiering Spring 2009.

Beginning this week, VH1 is giving viewers an opportunity to submit themselves for consideration for the first season of Daisy Of Love. Online users can log on to VH1’s new Daisy Of Love dedicated site at daisyoflovecasting.com. The site will serve as the ultimate spot for fans of the show. Viewers can upload profiles for consideration and vote for their favorite potential candidates. Casting submissions must include an uploaded profile with videos, photos and blog entries. Deadlines for first round submissions are November 14. For more information visit daisyoflovecasting.com.

Heather was ROBBED! If anybody deserves their own show, it’s Heather. Daisy Duck and her salty slug lips belong on a strip club stage during the morning-shift, not on their own Vh1 show.

Actually, scratch that. Heather doesn’t deserve her own show either. You know who does? The 105-year-old virgin! Vh1 needs to give Clara Meadmore her own reality show.

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