Katie Price covered up her titty balls in some kind of “Ringling Bros. gone whorey” costume to perform in the annual
Whore Horse of the Year Show today. Unfortunately, Harvey wasn’t in the audience. He was too busy working on his rap album or something.
Katie and her horse “Jordan’s Glamour Girl” performed some slutty dressage routine for the audience. Surprisingly, the routine didn’t involve Katie taking off her top and shaking it for the crowd.
However, guess what one of the songs she performed to was? No, it wasn’t one of her own songs. Worse. Color Me Badd’s “I Wanna Sex U Up.” Why in Equus hell did she choose that shit? This might sound prudish, but if you’re rubbing your pussy bone against a horse and you’re known for being a big fat skank, maybe that’s not the best song choice.
This shit reminds me of the time I went to my little cousin’s dance recital and watched a bunch of 6-year-olds bust it to “Smack My Bitch Up.”