Suri, Please Stick A Bottle In Your Mommy’s Mouth
No. Katie Holmes should never be allowed to sing outside of Tommy’s soundproof Scientology dungeon. She should not sing or try to dance anywhere else. It’s making L. Ron Hubbard angry and Tommy doesn’t want to do that.
Above is a clip from “Eli Stone” of Stepford Katie trying way too hard to bring the sexy while bouncing around and shrieking. If you’re going to watch it, turn the volume down unless you want to set off a few car alarms or open your garage door. Okay, the last part of her singing isn’t that bad, but the whole thing is just really awkward. Tommy Girl should have done this shit instead. He definitely would have brought the big girl sexiness the role required.
Below are some pictures of Katie and Suri shopping around yesterday. In the last thumbnail, I think Katie is trying to sing a lullaby to Suri and she doesn’t approve.
