Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Clara Meadmore – And you thought your genitals were starting to get cobwebby. Well, Clara turns 105-year-old this weekend and she’s never done sexy times! She is Britain’s oldest virgin.

Clara told The Sun, “People have asked whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no. I have just never been interested in or fancied having sex. I’ve never had a boyfriend – I’ve never been bothered about relationships. When I was a girl you only had sex with your husband and I never married. I’ve always had lots of platonic friendships with men but never felt the need to go further than that or marry. I made my mind up at the age of 12 never to marry and I’ve not gone back on that. I grew up in an era where little girls were to be seen and not heard so I had to learn to stand up for myself and earn my own living. Some men don’t like that in a woman and before long I was too old to marry anyway.”

You know she’s totally done it in the dirt star. I kid! She doesn’t need that shit. Clara says she spends her time reading, gardening, walking, cooking, listening to the radio and crying. I made up that last part, because I would probably be crying all day and all night if I never had an orgasm. Orgasms make the world go around.

All of you whores and sluts out there could learn something from Clara! Sex isn’t everything. HAHAHA. I know. That was a good one.

Viva Clara and her pure lady parts!

For Andrew

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