Hef Likes ‘Em Trashy

It was wrong of me to completely write-off Hugh Hefner’s new pair of skanks without knowing more about them. Thanks to TMZ, I’ve learned something new about these two cum dumpsters and now I think I love them!

Twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Hef’s 19-year-old new in-house girlfriends, have a bad girl past. These two pieces of trash were arrested this past January in St. Petersburg, Florida for beating a bitch at a house party.

One of the relatives of the victim said the twins, who worked at Wing House at the time, went to a party with one of their co-workers named Erica. Kristina got into an argument with Erica which led to Karissa hitting Erica over the head with a bottle. After that, both of the trash bag twins jumped Erica. They were arrested and later given probation and were ordered to pay restitution. Erica suffered a concussion.

Karissa was also arrested last year for allegedly beating another bitch.

This is the shit I like to hear. That incident also produced these beautiful matching mug shots. I like what the bitch on the left is trying to do with her eyebrows. Double the methbrows! She’s trying to distract from the crack pox on her forehead. These mug shots look like a “before and after” ad for Clearasil!

I hope these two meth skeezers raise hell in the Playboy Mansion, but they better not even think of fucking with Mary.