Over the past few weeks, a camera crew has been following Brit Brit around doing a bunch of normal shit. I figured it was for some PSA warning us about the dangers of a busted weave. The footage is actually being used for a 90-minute MTV documentary called “For The Record” which will be shown on November 30th.
Brit: “I sit there and I’ll look back and I’m like: I’m a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?”
Me: Ummmm….you were thinking “MUST HAVE FRAPP. MUST HAVE METH. MUST HAVE CHEETOOO.”
Brit: “I’ve been through a lot in the past two or three years, and there’s a lot that people don’t know.”
Me: I’ve seen your pork rind flaps, so I know more than I want to.
Brit: “Sometimes I think I get kind of lonely because you don’t open the gate up that much, you know I mean?”
Me: Yeah, it’s best if you keep those “gates” closed. See my comment above.
Brit: “You’re guarded. You have to be that way, so I’m kind of stuck in this place and it’s like: How do you deal? And you just cope, and that’s what I do. I just cope with it, every day.”
Me: Aw. That sort of made me frowny, Brit Brit. But then I think of all the delicious dolls you’re taking to help you cope and I’m jealous. I wish I had some. If only I could sit in your medicine cabinet for one hour.
Brit Brit’s video for “Woomanizah” also premieres on ABC’s 20/20 tonight. Don’t immediately cancel your weekly fuck buddy appointment. You can do both. Just let him hit it from the back while you watch.
Here’s a few pictures of Brit Brit looking sexy hot with an ice cream load in her mouth yesterday.