Would You Hit It?
October 9, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
No, it’s not Santey Claus undercover at a biker bar. It’s Tater Head’s daddy Bruce Willis! Bruce has gone all natural and my genitals don’t know how to process it. It’s a little unabomber-ish for my tastes.
And silver dick bushes have always made me a bit nervous. Yeah, they’re shiny and happy, but that’s distracting while you’re yaffling the vanilla cannon.
Oh, fuck it! I’d hit it with a Donder costume on.
Here’s Sasquatch Brucie with one of his daughters and his girlfriend leaving Barney’s in Los Angeles yesterday. Is his girlfriend like 12-years-old? Seriously. She looks it.
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