Tracy Turnblad Denies Kicking Bianca’s Mom In The Cooch

October 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Bianca Golden has already told her side of the twig vs. fat airport fight in the Turks and Caicos on July 30th. Bianca told Ty Ty Banks that Tracy Turnblad kicked her mommy in the vagina. Nikki Blonsky tells People that her foot never touched that lady’s cooze.

Nikki’s version of the story is the opposite of Bianca’s, of course. Nikki claims Bianca’s family got all angry and shit because people were saving seats. Nikki went on to say that it turned physical when she asked Bianca not to point her finger in her face. Nikki said, “That’s when she stood up, pulled her arm all the way back and said, ‘Fuck you, you white bitch.’ And she closed her fist and punched me.

Conveniently, Nikki didn’t mention the little part about her daddy allegedly punching Bianca’s mom in the face.

Bianca has already responded to Nikki’s side of the story. She tells Inside Edition, “I witnessed Nikki Blonsky take her foot and kick my mom in her lower abdomen.”

Why don’t we just ask Bianca’s mommy’s chocha. The chocha cannot tell a lie. I’m not sure if I believe that Tracy Turnblad kicked anybody in the snatch. Now if you told me Nikki poured horsey sauce on the vagina and then gobbled it one bite, I’d believe you.

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