The Whole Family Should Go

October 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Last month, cops found meth in the home of Ryan O’Neal. Both Ryan and his 23-year-old son Redmond were arrested. No charges have been filed against them yet.

Yesterday in court, Redmond told a judge that he had relapsed and wanted help. The judge sentenced him to two weeks in rehab. The judge said, “You’re a stand-up guy to come here and deal with your problem. I want you to stay clean…You better stay clean or the hammer is going to fall.

Let’s see, Redmond was already on probation for DUI and meth possession, but a judge just sentenced him to two weeks in rehab?! I’m going to have to quote Tammy from the Real World: Los Angeles again, “It wasn’t not funny!” No, it was not. If you or I got caught with meth, we’d be doing ass-to-mouth in the slammer right now! Our assholes would be held together with masking tape from being passed around so much.

The judge should have thrown all of them in jail. Redmond, Ryan and Tatum! Redmond will be released from rehab in two weeks and he will hop directly back on the meth train. Trust.

That being said, Redmond is a wittle hot, right? Well, you know how I feel about the ginges. I gots gingah fevah!

Don’t you wonder what his carrot stick looks like? It’s probably a little soggy from all the meth use, but I’m sure it has potential.

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