The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 8th!

October 9, 2008 / Posted by:

David Gest and Liza never could figure out how to fuck, that’s what ruined their marriage. – DUDE

Runners-up:

If your shit weighs more than 8 pounds, six ounces, you have to name it. – rockylife1968

JESUS! My hemmarhoids are wearing a leotard!! – El Bastardo

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