Suri Runs!
October 9, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Keep running, Suri! Don’t stop. Run away from the barley water, the shoe lifts, the word “glib,” and Johnny Travolta’s dead cat wig. Run away from all of it and don’t look back. Don’t fret about Stepford Katie. She’ll follow you. That’s what she’s best at.
Unfortunately, Suri didn’t run off into the sunset. Oh well, maybe she’s just training like JLo in “Enough.” I bet she spends her nights boxing and making fake IDs. She’ll make a break for it soon.
Suri and Katie actually looked happy while skipping around the East Village in NYC yesterday. They were smiling because that big girl Tommy wasn’t around. And it looks like Suri has graduated from the bottle! Now only ten more years to go before Tommy allows her to drink from regular cups.
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