STFU CHERYL BURKE!

October 9, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s bad enough that I’m forced (yes, forced) to watch Mop Head’s fugly ass on DWTS twice a week, but now I have to listen to her bitch and moan about being called a fat ass. I’ve got news, bitch. You are FAT! Fat in the hair!

CHERYL BURKE is boo-hooing about being called a lard butt by bloggers. Don’t you even look my way. I never called this slag “fat.” I might have said that her back fat could feed a small nation or that when she rubs her thighs together butter is made, but I never called her fat. The dumb ho is talking about somebody else.

Mop Head opened up her mouth and said, “I want kids or women out there to realize you don’t have to be anorexic to be beautiful. There’s a lot of pressure living this Hollywood life. People expect to see you at a certain weight and when you gain a few pounds then all of a sudden it’s the talk of the week. People will always have an opinion about you, whether it’s good or it’s bad. But most important is to have a secure feeling about yourself and know that you’re beautiful regardless of what people think of you. When I was younger, I wasn’t stick thin. I wasn’t tall. I don’t have long legs. I wasn’t naturally skinny. As I grew older, I just became more comfortable in my own skin.

Talk of the week? The only douche talking about this is CHERYL BURKE. And I want to tell the kids and women out there that you are beautiful unless your name is CHERYL BURKE!

Below is pictures from this past July of Mop Head annoying the sea creatures of Malibu.

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