Smile Like You’ve Just Burned Your Husband’s Groin

October 9, 2008 / Posted by:

52-year-old Maverna Theresa Turay of Bradenton, FL was arrested at her home yesterday because she poured a pot of boiling hot water on her husband’s crotch area! Maybe she was in the mood for some hot dick?

Maverna told police that she thinks her husband has been cheating on her ass, so she busted a hot load on his groin while he slept. She also admitted that she had been boozing before the incident. Maverna didn’t need to say that. Her glazed eyes already confirmed that little tidbit.

She was charged with aggravated domestic battery. Her husband is in fair condition at a local hospital.

Maverna didn’t let a little thing called “getting arrested” get in the way of a hot mug shot. This is how you do it. Yes, Maverna knows that she’s about to spend the night on the concrete floor of a jail cell, where prostitutes and junkies will probably try and sit on her face. She knows all of this, but she’s going to smile for her mug shot like she means it.

Nothing says “I burned my husband’s dick and I don’t give an eff” like a smiley mug shot.

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Thanks Athina

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