Rojo In The City of Angels!

October 9, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Hearyee! Hearyee! All citizens of Los Angeles! A real member of gayelle royalty is in your midst! Don’t even give me any “Ellen and Portia live here” shit. Or “HoHan and SamRo are always lezzing around these parts” crap. Those generic clam chompers pale in comparison to Rojo Caliente and her ginge queen!

I’m tempted to get on the next glider out of this joint and head directly to the city of a thousand whores. Everything I love is there: In-N-Out, The Empress of Lucite, Chicken Cutlets, Knott’s Scary Farm, In-N-Out and now Rojo! That’s okay. I’ll just admire from a far. Besides, Rojo is coming back! Unless, she realized that she’s safer from me in L.A. than NYC. Say that ain’t so.

Here’s a few of the most beautiful gayelle in America with her “cranky in the face” lady wife. I think Rojo is probably texting the NYC police department to find out the status of her restraining order against me.

Tags: Rojo Caliente

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