Fucked up reality show alert! A casting notice has gone out for what sounds like the one of the most desperate, offensive, insane and despicable reality pieces of trash to hit our TV screens in a long time. Basically, it’s going to be the greatest reality show ever. Here’s the breakdown:
New reality show seeking female celebrity who wants to have a baby but does not have a man in her life. Multiple episode show for major cable network will help her find the ideal sperm donor and then get pregnant. Process will include the finest fertility doctors. All inquiries will be kept private and confidential.
What bitch is willing to get turkey basted on a reality show for a little fame? Holly Madison?! Wait….Wait…. This is just the break that international supermodel Phoebe Price needs to jump into the hearts of every household in America!