So She’s Not Knocked Up?

October 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Jamie Lynn might not be carrying a hillbilly tot after all. An “impeachable source” tells TMZ that JL is not knocked up. Damn. Personally, I won’t believe it either way until I hear it from the uterus’ mouth. Sorry for the gross visual.

You know, I was just writing a letter to JL letting her know in detail what causes pregnancy. I was also going to tell her that the vinegar method hardly ever works. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Read this shit from Yahoo! Answers:

What are some other ways for teens not to get pregnant, Are there nore ways?
My friend told me, Right after her and her boyfriend have had sex and she knows that heh came in her she drinks vinegar right away and I don’t thinks vinegar works, or does it.

The chick’s friend is doing it all wrong! If you don’t want to get pregnant, you’re supposed to pour the vinegar on your belly. Not drink it! DUH!

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